The Scariest Bad Ad of the Week.

(click ad, via) It's for the "Safe4u" toilet seat sanitizer, which "makes public toilets 99.9% germ free (bullshit)." So: combine a terrible Shakespearean wordplay with a—what is that?—photo/illustration that looks like porn art. Nice piss-yellow dress/hair/skin. Ad agency: In our time, Sydney. Previously in Piss-vertising:
• Pissy Spacek for Depends.
• VW GTI makes drivers piss their pants.
• Police invite drunks to piss a straight line.
• Short film festival promoted with public urination.
Related: copyranter's urine art vs. Warhol's.