grandma's a pisser (sorry).

(click ad for closer look)
Making fun of old people who piss themselves is something even I wouldn't stoop to do. The main reasons being, I'm pretty damn old and already have IBS. BUT, I am not above making fun of this Depend ad found in a recent copy of Reader's Digest. Keep in mind, any visual that goes into an ad for this type of product is analyzed and focus-grouped into the ground. And, Kimberly-Clark chose that age-old, old-age activity—bashing a fucking piñata (better than snorting coke, I guess). Me, I would have made the piñata bladder-shaped so that Pissy Spacek's joyous moment would have been deliciously ironic—bursting a bladder to celebrate peepee protection! Wee!
previously in piss:
1. PeePee Panels?
2. there's pee in your butt.
3. My urine art vs. Warhol's.
4. Moises Alou pisses on his hands.