Tuesday, December 11, 2007

grandma's a pisser (sorry).

(click ad for closer look)
Making fun of old people who piss themselves
is something even I wouldn't stoop to do. The main reasons being, I'm pretty damn old and already have IBS. BUT, I am not above making fun of this Depend ad found in a recent copy of Reader's Digest. Keep in mind, any visual that goes into an ad for this type of product is analyzed and focus-grouped into the ground. And, Kimberly-Clark chose that age-old, old-age activity—bashing a fucking piñata (better than snorting coke, I guess). Me, I would have made the piñata bladder-shaped so that Pissy Spacek's joyous moment would have been deliciously ironic—bursting a bladder to celebrate peepee protection! Wee!
previously in piss:
1. PeePee Panels?
2. there's pee in your butt.
3. My urine art vs. Warhol's.
4. Moises Alou pisses on his hands.


Blogger David said...

Bravo for your "Pissy Spacek."

That's just.. right.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous garrito said...

Urine ageist.

7:19 PM  
Blogger ricpic said...

Damn, that garrito is too good.

8:44 PM  
Blogger dancing at gunpoint said...

I wonder what's in the pinata? Metamucil?

12:02 PM  

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