Monday, August 14, 2006

Moises Alou pees on his hands before games.

A short feature in this month's GQ (not available online) details unusual things pro athletes do to heal injuries. This is a scan of a photo-illustration for the article representing steaming pee on the hands of the San Francisco Giants outfielder. Along with New York Yankees catcher Jorge Posado, Alou swears by this, um, treatment to toughen his hands and prevent blisters. Said Posada, "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training."
Questions come to mind:
1. Do Alou/Posada wash their hands after peeing on them?
2. If a teammate is on a "hot streak", do the two stick their hands under the other player's pissing penis?
3. Has Alou ever asked pee-shy teammate Barry Bonds if he could have some of his #1?
4. We must think—what about the poor bat boys?

5 Comments:

Blogger Jessie Birks said...

I think you wash your hands before you pee on them. That way you can indignantly exclaim, "of course I washed my hands, what do you take me for?!"

1:13 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

forget gold glove. this guy deserves a golden shower glove.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Jumper Bailey said...

This can't be good for his endorsement deals.

...or maybe it could. I guess it just Depends.

11:47 PM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

I just vomited onto my keyboard; and I'm also going celibate (well, more celibate).

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Carson said...

That's not really that much worse than admitting you read GQ.

3:12 PM  

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