Dills Digestive ads are pretty, confusing.
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Print ads out of Belgium for Dills digestive mints. While the attractive layouts/visuals will have art directors the world over vigorously rubbing their genitalia, I think the ads have a bit of a message problem. The copy line, which is a translation from Dutch (I think), is "For a fast digestion"—so they help you digest food faster. O...K. But for me, images of a salmon sushi Concorde and a meat (or is it fatty tuna?) Porsche conjure up one overriding sensation—explosive diarrhea. My sphincter's spasming just from thinking about that raw fish jet going supersonic through my colon and then splattering into a million pieces against the side of my toilet bowl. What do you think?
(related: a beano jingle I once wrote; and a beano print ad where a farting woman writes love letters to gassy foods.)