Proof that your girlfriend plays the gluteal tuba.
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You may have never heard/smelt her, but why would beano® advertise in Ladies Home Journal if she wasn't floating air biscuits on the sly? The dilemma of course is how to craft an inverted burp remedy message to the fairer sex. Here, an imaginary unsigned letter to 'Cauliflower' is utilized. Love the image, right, of Cauliflower dipping our honking heroine.
previously in "female" posts:
1. Twat The Hell?
2. Ladies, do you love shoes more than wildlife itself?
3. The Great Wall of New York.
4. Butch Cassidy sez: Bang your husband. Eat your greens.
related: beano jingle.