"I got your caption right here, Balvenie Weenie®."
Just to get this outta the way: Balvenie's updated the mouthless douchebag artwork! (click image) Trying to make him look younger, cooler. HA! Anyway, the Balvenie people want us consumers to submit captions for this particular cartoon celebrating their 10-year-run of placing ads in the Wall Street Journal. You can do it yourself at www.haveabrilliantweekend.com (click on "balvenie contest"), or you can leave 'em here in the comments, and I'll submit them myself. Here's a couple of quick thoughts to start things:• "Good with your lips, I see."
• That's the same sound I make when I cum."
• "Not now Marge, I got Whiskey dick."
for the previous nine Balvenie Weenie® posts:
1. Let's speed up the aging process.
2. No crying or pouting DoucheFace.
posted by copyranter @ 3:00 PM
14 Comments:
'Wish I had a mouth so I could suck this crap down while she blows'?
“Roomy hips–you’ll do.”
“I don’t care if 52’s the new 26, get that fuckin thing outta my ear.”
What do ya mean "Not now, Marge??"
"Mom, you're embarrassing me."
farther into the gutter....
Mother! Yes, I already said I can smell my ass on it.
Nana, don't let Mom see you with her French tickler again.
That's the last time I dip my pen in the steno pool.
can you dig it:
BRILLIANT!
"The next time you blow that fucking thing into my ear, I'm gonna shove my whiskey up your sandpaper coochie, you nasty old bitch."
He has no mouth.
How can he say anything? Or drink this whiskey for that matter?
This whole thing is stupid.
I would've "participated" in this contest if they had that call out appearing from his ass.
how about - " I'm going to shove that thing right up your pooper."
"That's cute, Monica, but no cigar."
I don't care what you say Dad, I'll still drink you under the table.
I don't do fat chicks or old women, so get lost.
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