"I got your caption right here, Balvenie Weenie®."
Just to get this outta the way: Balvenie's updated the mouthless douchebag artwork! (click image) Trying to make him look younger, cooler. HA! Anyway, the Balvenie people want us consumers to submit captions for this particular cartoon celebrating their 10-year-run of placing ads in the Wall Street Journal. You can do it yourself at www.haveabrilliantweekend.com (click on "balvenie contest"), or you can leave 'em here in the comments, and I'll submit them myself. Here's a couple of quick thoughts to start things:
• "Good with your lips, I see."
• That's the same sound I make when I cum."
• "Not now Marge, I got Whiskey dick."
for the previous nine Balvenie Weenie® posts:
1. Let's speed up the aging process.
2. No crying or pouting DoucheFace.