Thursday, March 15, 2007

A $4,500 library chair. That's so PUNK ROCK!!!

(scanned from today's NY Times Homes section.)
Chicago-based interior designer Kara Martin (right) is the first in America to carry the "punk-inspired" furniture of London's Jimmie Martin. Damn. If only Sid Vicious had eased up on the smack, he could be nestled comfortably in that baby in his study, smoking a blunt, listening to Good Charlotte, and laughing his fucking head off. Ms. Martin's number is 312.893.7550. Call and tell her, in your best horrible Mockney accent, what a brilliant fucking anarchistic visionary she is.
previously in stupid design:
1. copyranter's new logo.
2. hp. Huckster Plagiarism?
3. These are not your Grandfather's underpants.
4. Rolling grass thing.

10 Comments:

Blogger Slinky Redfoot said...

and how about those lame-o pleather pants? blech!

9:39 AM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

Rebels have phones?

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Joe Strummer's Guitar Tech said...

What? No matching punk/pimp/anarchist jewel encrusted goblet? No safety pins in that chair? No "A" in a circle carefully placed to look drive-by and "street"?

Oh, Punk - Where is thy sting?

Oh, Sting, where is thy peroxide?

Oh, Avril - rescue us now from these pretenders.

Oh, Pretenders - Chrissie was hot in her day - now she's a scary skank.

12:59 PM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

This is not the kind of Punk I had in mind when I started by blog after half a bottle of scotch.

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd still fuck her.

In the nasty bathroom of a LES dive bar from a bygone era. Legs akimbo. Her bare ass on the old, grime and spittle encrusted porcelin sink.

I'd cum all over her, zip up and walk out the door.

Now that's my definition of punk'd.

1:50 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

God Save The Queen, anon...God Save The Motherfucking Queen...

1:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't buy from this scheister. I will gladly spray paint your entire living room for 2 G's.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For the very rich who hate the rich but not quite enough to give up being rich.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous can you dig it said...

oi oi oi...and velvet,mmmmmmm. i heard the Foreskins bought three of those.

7:40 PM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

And in the back of my head I hear the strings rising and now the chorus..."I love New York...I love New York" and then it fades as I fall on the ground cackling. Jee-yee-zus H.!

9:45 PM  

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