EXCLUSIVE—Coming Soon! Super Duper Double Extra Strength Ziploc!

copyranter's focus group operative #1 reports in from the field about a new secret product on the way from SC Johnson's Ziploc. The operative took part in a naming session (for reals!) for what looks to be the strongest Ziploc yet!!!
Here's some of the names they ran by him/her for approval—extra stupid ones bolded:
• Ziploc with Ultrafresh • Ziploc with FoodShield • Ziploc with Ultralastic • Ziploc with Duralast • Ziploc with Duron (Duron, from outer space!) • Ziploc with Fortex (?) • Ziploc with DuraMax • Ziploc with Freshvantage • Ziploc with Resilex • Ziploc with Freshlastic (sounds like a DJ name) • Ziploc with XtraProtect • Ziploc with Reliashield (for those "heavy" flow days, girls) • Ziploc with Freshguard • Ziploc with Durapreme • Ziploc with Duracare • Add yours in the comments...
previously in stupid marketing:
1. Murdering Cereal with Marketing.
2. Inside the Puffs® testing laboratory.
3. M&Ms "for business"
4. fMRI Imaging vs. Cookie Puss.
5. Cerealism.