In honor of gay marriage passing in New York, wipe your ass with some Anita Bryant toilet paper.

(click ad, from a 1977 issue of Mandate, via)
Since she was so all up in men's asses... Probably no longer available. But with today's technology and the Internet, I'm sure you could easily find a source to make some for you. In honor of the former Miss OklaHOMO, here's one two three homophobic ads.