The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.
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I'm not even going to ask the gay men. Also, that's a ten- or 12-pack. These scary muscle ads are really starting to take over the Web. I feel like I'm back in the Mr. Universe 70s.