via) I'm a couple of months late on this, but I hope it's a scam ad by the Buenos Aires office of Y&R. If not, shame on you, Hard Rock Cafe. Do you have the red pajamas Conor was wearing when he fell to his death on your wall? If you don't know the story, here's a brief Times blurb from 1991. Related: Jacko's (alleged) boy sex used to sell aspirin.
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