America: Canada's shorts.
posted by copyranter @ 6:20 PM
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8 Comments:
luv it!
I-)
Man, America's Hat seems mad about something.
captcha: ownsfu
We're Canada's shorts AND its hat!!! Freakin' lazy-ass Canadians, get a goddamned globe and figure out what's west of the Yukon.
For all the shit they have been getting from the us, that's a pretty sick burn
Alaska:
Russia's castoff
I like how Florida is America's wang.
It's funny...
...because it's true!
Ahem.
I thought Alaska was downgraded to a territory after Palin emerged from the hinterlands? And I wouldn't say it's a hat, it's more like an earring.
change order, you're a fucking idiot
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