Thursday, September 29, 2011

The new Lynx interactive blowjob video (sfw).


Sorry to give away the surprise. Anyway, if you don't want to watch it all the way through to get to your interactive instructions, just start the video, click the progress bar, and then press the 5,7,3, and 8 keys, in that order. The effect is called "shortcut scrubbing." The responsible agency, Razorfish, says it's the first time it's ever been used in an ad. So, congratulate them.
It's not the first time a blowjob has been insinuated in an Axe/Lynx video: that would be this one via Latin America. For 12 more Axe/Lynx Effect ads, go here.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Axel said...

and the 5738 thing enhances the ad in what way?

8:32 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

It didn't work for me the first time. Press the progress bar after the video starts, then press the numbers, slowly in that order. She says "There, Lynx Effect. Shall we go again?"

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no need to press 8. When you press 8 she says shall we go again. For the bj alone, press 5-7-3. Keep pressing those numbers until you climax.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

would of been better if they didn't say 'lynx effect in the description and made the tv channel look more real

9:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm drnking my coffee whilst luxuriating in my bed with my 2 dogs and 1 cat, theres another african american cat here, in the house but not on the bed, but we dont care for him as much as the others.
please dont bother correcting or bringing my spelling or punctuation errors to my attention as i dont really care.
why do people have idiotic signatures and/or idiotic pics assocuated to their name such as copyranters middle finger, yawn NO ONE CARES.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Axel said...

No, you misunderstand, it works OK and I can her her say "The Lynx Effect" - I just don't understand what the point of this key pressing thing is, that's all. It's different tech I suppose (I would't go so far as to say 'clever') but utterly irrelevant. It's shoe-horning the tech in for the sake of it. I bet they've got a pointless app as well.

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Axel said...

Also, I can't press 5 7 3 on my laptop without looking at the keyboard, so what goes on on the screen is lost on me.

Total garbage, all said.

12:05 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Thanks for sharing, 11:54 anon.

12:16 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Yes Axel, it blows/is pointless/is a waste of time.

12:17 PM  
Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

Anyway, if you don't want to watch it all the [way] through to get...

2:47 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Cunt (of Grammar).

3:02 PM  
Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

Copyranter, your pic looks weird/menacing when it appears right beneath mine!

3:52 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Now you're surrounded again.

3:57 PM  
Blogger RR said...

And did anyone notice the clown in the background? My social work class and I watched this 3 times until someone pointed it out.

A great video for anyone who is interested in the subject of selective attention.

RR

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't get this to work on my ipad

9:31 PM  

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