• We always run out of Indian coffee shots for the espresso machine!
• I'm tired of shitty two-star ping pong balls I want an upgrade to three-star balls!
• I want my own customized pool cue!
• Stop stealing my uni-ball pens, asshole account execs!
• I want two copies of every issue of Archive and Communication Arts, so I have one to cut up for swipe!
• Ten—not five—different high-end vodkas to choose from at the next holiday party!
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