OCCUPY MADISON AVENUE!
• We always run out of Indian coffee shots for the espresso machine!
• I'm tired of shitty two-star ping pong balls I want an upgrade to three-star balls!
• I want my own customized pool cue!
• Stop stealing my uni-ball pens, asshole account execs!
• I want two copies of every issue of Archive and Communication Arts, so I have one to cut up for swipe!
• Ten—not five—different high-end vodkas to choose from at the next holiday party!
Post your demands in the comments!
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posted by copyranter @ 9:15 AM
13 Comments:
Summer fridays all year round!
I want to see Copyranter drop trou.
Down with stupid copy changes!
...and my trousers!
Down with timesheets.
Down with microsoft meetings.
Down with powerpoint.
Down with make the logo larger.
Down with client comments.
Down with lunch time meetings with no lunch provided.
Down with down.
more free tickets to platinum opponent baseball games. i don't care if I'm 5 rows from the field - I've had enough of watching the Orioles come to town, godammit.
Down with Lotus Notes. Seriously, who still uses it?
Is that a shitty ad? That's a shitty ad, right?
I guess it's a shitty flyer, not a shitty ad. Collision regrets the error.
I think we should protest it PETA-style and all drop trou.
And chant: "We'd rather go naked than munch fur" ... or whatever their slogan is.
>>Down with Lotus Notes. Seriously, who still uses it?
All of the publicis groupe network. Fucking sucks.
If by "ageism" you mean hiring young people and giving them no responsibility because the oldies are afraid of change, then yes, let's abolish ageism.
Better-written industry blogs!
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