The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, funnier, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.
Many, many apologies to Vietnam vets. (We got our own 'nam vet horror stories in my family.) Note: we're about to head out to Tucson's best vegetarian restaurant, run by Hare Krishnas, for some tofurkey.