Wouldn't the message of this ad work just as well with much younger women wearing makeup? There are lots of Barbie-look-a-likes I could recommend for the job.
Our pampered pouches have the choice of gourmet pet food that has NO salt added while it has been DIRECTED that humans are to have gradual miniscule reductions of salt to ensure the 'bottom does not fall out of the market' with concerns that consumers will turn away in droves simply because of a less desirable flavour if healthier food choices that aid longevity are offered. Cats are noted fussy eaters yet their health is such a priority that totally salt free is apparently 'permitted' and somehow miraculously it is not turning them off their food. Pampered pouches were getting diabetes with 'in droves' the reality that set off warning bells, so 'naturally' drastic measures had to be taken immediately. Humans are suffering an epidemic of diabetes etc. However, it has been deemed that there is no point unnecessarily removing all that salt or all of those additives and then adding the correct ratios of fats to prevent serious brain damage when all that money can be channelled into research in a long drawn out attempt to determine just what the problem is with those pesky annoying humans with their dodgy genes and slovenly lifestyles making them all so susceptible to disease!
This is what I actually submitted after logging in! My first attempt to post said that it could not be left blank and so had to be resubmitted so I added a few finishing touches. Somehow after doing so the original post then surfaced. I like happen to like this version better so reposting!
Our pampered pouches have the choice of gourmet pet food that has NO salt added while it has been DIRECTED that humans are to have gradual miniscule reductions of salt to ensure the 'bottom does not fall out of the market' with concerns that consumers will turn away in droves simply because of a less desirable flavour if healthier food choices that aid longevity are offered. Cats are noted fussy eaters yet their health is such a priority that totally salt free is apparently 'permitted' and somehow miraculously it is not turning them off their food. Pampered pouches were getting diabetes with 'in droves' the reality that set off warning bells, so 'naturally' drastic measures had to be taken immediately. Humans are suffering an epidemic of diabetes etc. However, it has been deemed that there is no point unnecessarily removing all that salt or all of those additives and then adding the correct ratios of fats to prevent serious brain damage when all that money can be channelled into research in a long drawn out attempt to determine just what the problem is with those pesky annoying humans with their dodgy genes and slovenly lifestyles making them all so susceptible to disease!
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Ha! Copyranter's crankcase is leaking profusely! Call the plumber please!
Wouldn't this work just as well for non-organic dog food? "Dogs don't give a shit. They'll eat anything." Feel free to use that, Ol' Roy.
Rampant ageism!
Wouldn't the message of this ad work just as well with much younger women wearing makeup? There are lots of Barbie-look-a-likes I could recommend for the job.
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Our pampered pouches have the choice of gourmet pet food that has NO salt added while it has been DIRECTED that humans are to have gradual miniscule reductions of salt to ensure the 'bottom does not fall out of the market' with concerns that consumers will turn away in droves simply because of a less desirable flavour if healthier food choices that aid longevity are offered. Cats are noted fussy eaters yet their health is such a priority that totally salt free is apparently 'permitted' and somehow miraculously it is not turning them off their food. Pampered pouches were getting diabetes with 'in droves' the reality that set off warning bells, so 'naturally' drastic measures had to be taken immediately. Humans are suffering an epidemic of diabetes etc. However, it has been deemed that there is no point unnecessarily removing all that salt or all of those additives and then adding the correct ratios of fats to prevent serious brain damage when all that money can be channelled into research in a long drawn out attempt to determine just what the problem is with those pesky annoying humans with their dodgy genes and slovenly lifestyles making them all so susceptible to disease!
This is what I actually submitted after logging in! My first attempt to post said that it could not be left blank and so had to be resubmitted so I added a few finishing touches. Somehow after doing so the original post then surfaced. I like happen to like this version better so reposting!
Our pampered pouches have the choice of gourmet pet food that has NO salt added while it has been DIRECTED that humans are to have gradual miniscule reductions of salt to ensure the 'bottom does not fall out of the market' with concerns that consumers will turn away in droves simply because of a less desirable flavour if healthier food choices that aid longevity are offered. Cats are noted fussy eaters yet their health is such a priority that totally salt free is apparently 'permitted' and somehow miraculously it is not turning them off their food. Pampered pouches were getting diabetes with 'in droves' the reality that set off warning bells, so 'naturally' drastic measures had to be taken immediately. Humans are suffering an epidemic of diabetes etc. However, it has been deemed that there is no point unnecessarily removing all that salt or all of those additives and then adding the correct ratios of fats to prevent serious brain damage when all that money can be channelled into research in a long drawn out attempt to determine just what the problem is with those pesky annoying humans with their dodgy genes and slovenly lifestyles making them all so susceptible to disease!
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