Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The most EPIC fake pizza commercial ever, delivered by a Roman God.


Look for the severed penis.
It's a promo video for Spanish production house Sofa Experience Communications. Note the man who tastes the boomerang pizza "sauce" after it severs said penis. Also note that the hunky God looks a bit like Brad Pitt. In fact, there's so much to note here, you'll need to watch it at least three times. OK, one more note: I doubt that man is the only animal that burns his tongue when he eats.
update: commenter says it's by JWT Spain (confirmation?).
Previously in EPIC:
• EPIC dog video.
• EPIC Homer Simpson escalator.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow!

9:23 AM  
Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

My dear friend, that the video shows a Roman God does not make it heroic. In this case, it's moronic.

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9:38 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Being a seasoned blogger, I am well aware of the anti-EPIC movement. I choose to spit in its face.

9:44 AM  
Blogger The Grammar Cunt said...

I have your expectoration all over my face then. :-(

9:48 AM  
Blogger J.J. Gittes said...

It seems EPIC, yes, but the use of cheesy synth music is an anti-EPIC move. Why are they confusing me so?!?!?

9:51 AM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

These guys have made some really good videos. I like this one too. http://youtu.be/S7VwAosx4LQ

10:13 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

"Ritorna sempre al dente" my Italian ass!

Literal translation: "Always returns to the tooth," referring to its firmness, cooked through but still offering resistance to the bite... right, that's what you get when you cook it in a microwave, instead of being wood fired.

I don't see a Roman god but a myopic, fair haired Nordic one, the mighty Thor, all of 6'4", 250lbs, 3% body fat, minus his hammer (Mjölner), replaced now with a pizza-boomerang. By the way, where are the unconventional toppings of bacon and egg or prongs, apparently popular down under.

The only thing they got right is that receiving an ugly Christmas sweater can lead to suicide.

All in all, EPIC FAIL!

12:34 PM  
Blogger GRayR said...

On top of being a pizza boomerang that will slice off your dick; I'm not quite sure why that would be tasty, he does not even throw the damn thing correctly.

Yeah I was one of those nerds that had a boomerang and that ain't how you you do it.

And Thor, boomerang, Italian, cutting off body parts. What the ever loving hell is that supposed to tell me?

You found a really 'good' one today.

2:48 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Sausage his own.

2:50 PM  
Blogger Art Warriors said...

This impossible ad was made by JWT Spain

"Ritorna sempre al dente" is italian, means that it always return fresh and at the perfect cookin' point.


http://statigr.am/viewer.php#/detail/540686210_13316477

4:16 AM  

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