Today's stupid ad on my subway ride that made my laugh my fucking ass off.

(click image, via the D train. copyranter often sees ads on his daily NYC subway trips that are too bad not break out the iPhone. Here's seven previous ones.)

"Carpe 2012", Michelob Ultra drinkers! Just once, just ONCE, get your fat ass out of the golf cart and truly engage in the "sport". A second ad in the car read, "Spend less time sitting." SEIZE THE YEAR, urban gladiators!
Related: Irrefutable evidence that golf is not a sport.