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posted by copyranter @ 8:00 PM
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- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
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6 Comments:
Still... can't beat great tits.
And still, this copy makes me do a double-take at the end, wondering if the fuck she doesn't give isn't a literal fuck -- if so, the refusal isn't really that sexy.
Whoa! Copyranter the metrosexual.
I knew it, I knew it.
nothing sexier than a hot chick who refuses to give a fuck.
Metrosexual, my ass. I'm telling you he's a closeted homosexual. That explains why he's so much into sports and why he's always bragging about his tight virile bod that's 170lbs pure muscle; no water or fat! I wouldn't be surprised if he's sexting with some swarthy Brazilian art director named Paco Hernandez or Ricardo Silva. There's still hope for you too, 1TM and Brock.
at the end fuck them! litrelllllllly or figurativly
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