Wednesday, February 15, 2012

The foulest seven Buzzwords ever heard in a business meeting.

"Let's stir-fry that in the ideas wok."
 Said in complete earnestness and nodded at without smirks by Mr. Buzzword's underlings, according to this reporter's report. Related: four heinous made-up ad words.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two catchphrases I remember from "Twelve Angry Men": (1) Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes; and (2)Let’s throw it out on the stoop and see if the cat licks it up.

Maybe not so foul, but still pretty annoying.

P.S. Let's throw the cat against the wall and see if anyone salutes!

12:02 PM  
Blogger Ben Blench said...

There's no 'I' in team...
But there is a 'u' in cunt.

1:00 PM  
Anonymous Eoghan said...

This is straight from Drop the Dead Donkey. Gus Hedges was the master and the term he used was..."I'd just like you to stir-fry a few ideas in my strategy-wok". Mr Buzzword is taking the piss...or it's equally possible that Mr Buzzword is a concoction for the purposes of making the article sound more interesting.

3:14 AM  

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