Sad. Sad. Sad. Sad.
Amy Sedaris is the kid.
Spot will air during the Super Bowl pre-game show.
Here's the original, from 1979.
This year's game spots are looking particularly crappy.
Celebs, rehashes, anthropomorphized animals, and lazy riffing.
If I see one original idea I like, I'll shit in the guacamole dip. and eat it.