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C'mon, I trashed those charity ads today, and I hated every single one of the "retro" Mad Men ads in Newsweek. The problem with most bad ads is that they're BORING. There's nothing to say about them.
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is copyranter getting soft? seems to be liking more and more these days.
C'mon, I trashed those charity ads today, and I hated every single one of the "retro" Mad Men ads in Newsweek. The problem with most bad ads is that they're BORING. There's nothing to say about them.
Heh. You should change the name of the site to "Copypraiser."
How bout: copylicktheshitoffmyhemorrhoids?
That's the spirit!
No one needs help with split ends more than Lebanese women. That's right, I said it.
And you have to admit, this is pretty great.
Actually, they ripped off my idea for advertising the Merina IUD.
http://blisstree.com/live/i-used-the-mirena-iud-for-5-years-and-it-was-awesome-done/
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