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I have dairy goats. They are actually very picky eaters and do not eat garbage. They may pick up "garbage" or pull on your clothes but it is because they are curious and, lacking hands as we have, they use their mouths to "figure out" their surroundings.
The goat in the video eats a shit-ton of garbage, and then chases it down with McDonalds. So what if real goats are like hipster vegans or something? We fed the last goat we had dog food, and the occasional lit cigar. She loved that junk.
6 Comments:
"A goat is maybe not the best thing to associate with your food, McDonald's."
Au contraire. It's poetic.
Opie's Goats:
Don't delete your own comments, you fucked me up, because I published the one you deleted. Don't worry, I delete double comments.
Try again.
I have dairy goats. They are actually very picky eaters and do not eat garbage. They may pick up "garbage" or pull on your clothes but it is because they are curious and, lacking hands as we have, they use their mouths to "figure out" their surroundings.
Opie:
Thanks for the info, let me rephrase:
Most people's perception is that goats eat garbage——I'm not even going to guess how high the percentage is.
The goat in the video eats a shit-ton of garbage, and then chases it down with McDonalds. So what if real goats are like hipster vegans or something? We fed the last goat we had dog food, and the occasional lit cigar. She loved that junk.
Trying the imply that McDonald's is healthy is just as intensely revolting as embracing the sentiment "Rush is Right."
Notice that they never say the goat ate anything actually made at McDonalds. Not even a goat would eat that garbage!!
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