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posted by copyranter @ 12:15 PM
5 Comments:
Too bad he had to reveal his face and voice.
Totally ruined the fantasy for me
that's like every porn ever.
i'm not sure he couldn't found a better way of saying 'you go through shit and I get rich'
almost thought he was palin's husband
I'm sure Mrs. Nugent feels and thinks about her Ken, just as Victoria does, about her David:
"I don't really notice that he's got a high-pitched voice. I just think he's so god – perfect that people have to find something wrong with him... You done good, girl."
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20432106,00.html
Christ, for a second then I thought it was Jeff Bridges.
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