copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Edge Gel does Big Dick ads.
- This is a real commercial via Turkey featuring Hit...
- Starting the week with a grenade butt plug ad.
- Proof that New York City is the most sophisticated...
- THIS JUST IN: The new worst commercial of 2012.
- "Latest Interplanetary Design" in Space Helmets, 1...
- Trayvon Martin-inspired facebook photo of the Day....
- Belvedere vodka pulls "rapey" facebook ad.
- "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks of the Day—Inception...
- The best lamppost ad ever.


8 Comments:
Hulk smash!
"One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn't belong."
3:1
We're looking at that crazy chick with the red hair, right?
As for me, the photographer succeeded in capturing a sense of beauty and perfection in the imprecise sense of harmony, in the aesthetically pleasing proportionality and balance of it all.
Remarkable.
That guy in the middle's got a pretty good beard going for a high school kid.
"Mongo just pawn in game of life"
they said he could be anything, so he became two of himself.
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