Do You Girls Suck Dick With That Creativity?
I’ve finally made it to the bottom of my huge stack of holiday promotion mail. Tis the season when photographers, printers, retouchers, media reps, etc. send ad agencies their best attempts at being creative. This year (well, every year), every single piece sucked the ass of an Ass Beast. Hard. This particular piece of crap was easily the worst. Click on it and take a close look. And remember—this is from people who do retouching FOR MONEY.
posted by copyranter @ 10:50 AM
11 Comments:
At least the woman (?) on the left picked a good picture of herself.
I hope they get busted for copyright infringement.
Why is Ellen Degeneres posing for their promo card?
dude, did you not see the keyword "desperate"?
if I wanted you to entrust your client print work to me, I would TOTALLY show you that I could
1) steal copyrighted photography
2) try to lamely associate myself with a popular show
3) do a phenomenally bad job of Photoshopping
i mean, come ON.
No... not Eva!!
how about we split the ad in half to start things right.
This clearly must be the product of 2 soccer moms out in Westchester who think they can start a graphic design business because one of them once designed a business card in Word and had them printed at Office Depot and thought she was a pro. I bet she even used Comic Sans.
anon -
He's not really worth it. Been there. And he's already a nasty lonely not quite old man.
owwwwwwwcccccccchhhhhh, guys/gals. Is that you Rebecca, 2nd anon?
I think they're just upset about the lack of a new post.
C'mon now 'Ranter, there's a reason I check this site 5-15 times per day.
One day I'll figure it out.
Ouch indeed. Where is the peace on earth and all that kinda stuff?
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