Friday, July 14, 2006

Viva la France!

In honor of today, Bastille Day,
I have crudely and brutally chopped off the bobblehead of
hated Italian footballer Marco Materazzi.


Blogger David said...

I wish Zidane had given him a real headbutt - a la head to head, not head to chest. With the force he put into it, damn, we would have seen some serious blood - and that's what that final game needed.

Yes, I do have Italian heritage.

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arrivaderci, testa di cazzo.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

COPYRANTER!! MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!

*le sigh

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was, and am, pissed off at Zizou only because with the headbutt, he gave the despicable, dirty, diving douchebags of the Azzurri the moral high ground. Just gross.

12:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A friend of mine is a high-end prostitute in Lugano, a city in the Italian region of Switzerland.

Her place of work is frequented by professional footballers and their cronies from Italy - especially Milan.

She says the most common request, by far, is her using a strap-on. The bigger the name, the more likely it is they want to be dominated.

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zizou's acting like a spoilt brat. "He started. He pinched my nipple and then he called my mother names." That's the sort of bickering school teachers hear ad nauseum.

Zizou didn't even have the guts to say he regretted the his voilent outburst in front of the world and its children. "I'm sorry, but I don't regret it," he said. Maybe the words mean something else in French.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The red card didn't matter.

That clown of a goalie Barthez wasn't going to stop a single Italian penalty kick.

As soon as it went to penalties, Italy's victory was assured.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yall is a buncha pussies. There aren't enough headbutts going on in that pussy game.

These tough guys are too busy falling down and pretending somebody tripped them.

Yall is pussies. The buncha ya.

1:08 AM  

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