Friday, October 06, 2006

What every self-respecting Bleacher Creature will be wearing this Fall.

Are you a
real Yankees fan? Do you get wood every time you hear Bob Shepherd say "Derek Jeta?" Well then, do I have some jewelry for you, Mickey. For 150 bucks, you can proudly sport a pair of these beauts: Sterling Silver cufflinks with authentic blue painted wood from the seats of Yankee Stadium. Fucking Wow, right? And each pair is INDIVIDUALLY NUMBERED on a CERTIFICATE of AUTHENTICITY!!! Think of it, Reggie—you could be wearing some long-ago spilt beer or deeply embedded fart smell on your wrists to your next meeting! See Ya!!!

previous Yankee posts:
1. Alex get upstairs and put your big pants on!
2. Yankee Clubhouse Soon To Smell Like Whorehouse.
3. Is IT In YOU?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like the Michael Kay reference. He's cool. (Not you, Mr. K.)

12:11 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I'm going to start scraping gum off the sidewalks in NYC and packaging the gobs as unique earrings. 200.00 a pair. Any takers?

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could say something hip and disparaging, but the fact is I like the look of these links.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am legally obligated (based upon birth and location) to announce "Yankees Suck."

I do however kind of like the cufflinks except for for the skeeve factor - was the wood steam cleaned? No? Um, gross then.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the porcelin version made from Stadium urinals. Due out in Christmas '08, in conjunction with the unveiling of yet ANOTHER stupid old-but-new retro MLB venue on River Avenue.

10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go Tigers

8:01 AM  

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