Tuesday, December 05, 2006

The 12 Evil Days of Christmas.

It's almost time for the 2nd annual copyranter's 12 Evil Days of Christmas. On random days through the end of the year, I will be posting evil X-mas web finds. They'll "Sleigh" You!!! Get It?!?


Anonymous Anonymous said...


Santa simmers in bilious bile,
He's had it up to here;
He'd rather strangle the next child
Than give out with the cheer.

He'd rather give out with the wild,
But giving in to fear
He gives an ear to the next child --
What he'd give for a beer!

5:48 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

excellent, ricpic. sets the tone nicely...

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I have no idea what you're talking about, 'ranter. Your posts are going to convey us over snow-covered countryside in a vehicle with skis instead of wheels? That doesn't make much sense! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get some Ketel One; it just told me I was pretty.

8:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advertising makes me hate the holidays.

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It has always been a mystery to me why people in the US are so fond of K1.

Over here we Dutch perceive Ketel One as that lonely guy in a bar that wants to be part of crowd, but always get told to go fuck off.....over and over again.

Next thing you know he pissed off to the US and starts hanging out with all them crazy guys. you make him king of the states........

and now you know him it's too late. But we don't him back, so ship him off to Mexico or something

4:30 AM  
Blogger Sean Carter said...

interesting! with the holiday mood all set and all planned out it would be a great idea if we get some help from others. are you a movie buff? check out some interesting christmas movies at my blog

5:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget Satan Claus ("you better watch out")

11:59 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

I'm afraid I don't get it. GET IT? AFRAID? Haw haw!

2:12 PM  

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