Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"On The 8th Evil Day of Christmas..."

It's your racially-superior 2006 Winter Silks Aryan couple! (contributed by copyranter Contributing Editor archeress.)
Last Year: The Magic Monkey!!!


Blogger francophony said...

Yeah, it's a little cheesy, I guess. But enough with the PC hypersensitivity. There's nothing wrong with putting a white couple on a card or catalog, any more than there would be putting a black couple or an Asian couple or any other sort of couple. There's nothing to indicate that WinterSilks is inferring any sort of racial superiority; perhaps it's as simple as depicting their target demo. What kind of couple do you suppose is on the "Upscale" magazine holiday card or cover, or the "Audrey" magazine holiday card?

3:39 PM  
Blogger francophony said...

One more thought. Would you have sneered as hard had it been a couple of a different race? Would you have generalized about and stereotyped a black man and woman with such disdain? Would you have chuckled at the superior math skills of the conniving Asian couple? The money tucked under the cushions of the Jewish couple's sofa?

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look Franco, CR has to fill 12 DAYS of evil xmas.

3:51 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

No, francophewy, the fact that this couple is preciously whiter than white makes them perfect for those even whiter then them bright white Winter Silks.

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it just my computer screen, or dothey have yellow stipes on those awful white silk jammies?

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There'll always be beautiful whites, and there'll always be unbeautiful whites, yellows and browns, who resent them.

4:17 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

I wonder if they also sell white sheets with pre-cut eye holes. That couple is seriously creepy. Where is their emotionally damaged, IVF baby?

5:03 PM  
Blogger David said...

There's definitely some black keys on that piano, though.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep, david, and the black piano is up on full stick...
my problem isn't the caucasians. it's the fakeophony set dressing. the cheap peroxide models, gold balls on the piano, piano up on full stick in a living room is totally lame, fake french doors, guy looks like her "brother".

whose pov is this? their ivf child? their mother? someone sitting in the fireplace? it makes no sense at all. i'm going back to my sick bed.

9:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd still fuck her.

Just the *slightest* shifting of her hips is all we need. Great position!

(Big feet, too.)

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like white people best of all.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When i first glanced at this i thought maybe you were showing the cd cover of a white supremacist musical group/couple's holiday album. and then i read your copy and figured i was right, it wasn't until i clicked on the image and saw the prices for the pajamas or whatever they are.

6:44 PM  

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