Tuesday, January 23, 2007

My correspondence with Ketel One continues...

(scanned from Domino magazine)
previously in Ketel One ads:

1. You don't have a mouth Ketel One phone kiosk. You can't "say" anything.
2. Got it yet? Take your time.
3. An Unsigned Letter from a Distillery in Holland.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the comma after "drinker?"

Also, all the words after "drinker" aren't working. This is still a lame ad, starkness and blackletter aside.

I'll have another Yuengling!

11:05 AM  
Blogger Maulleigh said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:00 PM  
Blogger tbd said...

oh my jesus "cram it up your wrinkly shitter" that is poetry man.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm begging you - post more often. You're a copy genius.

4:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your erudition take my breath away, 'ranter. No wonder they pay you the big bucks.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tastes like 300 year-old piss, too.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have an email address for Ketel One (I can't seem to get into their site). I have bought MANY bottles of their vodka and always keep it in the freezer. The last bottle is freezing which leads me to believe there is water in the bottle (never had that experience before).


1:19 PM  

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