Thursday, March 08, 2007

Washington Heights Snow Stiffies.

(photo by the archeress)
Last evening, some cold scofflaw(s) tagged several parked cars on Ft. Washington Ave. with one of the above ironic rigid tools; ironic because, as any Eskimo or Huskie will tell you—nothing flacidifies a purple-headed yogurt slinger like freezing temps. Imagine the embarrassment of the car owners this morning as they—maybe with their bare hands—quickly stroked away at the shafts of the snow schlongs.
previously in stupid nyc:
1. The trans fat war turns childish.
2. Jonathan Swift Realty, Inc.
3. ShtickBall.
4. Knicks sign shooting guard to 4-year, $27 million contract.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

They could’ve at least done it vertically so the wipers scratched both balls.

2:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Going juvenile are we?

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they'd drawn a vag, I'd do it.

2:56 PM  
Blogger Gina said... sure everyone was embarrassed? Perhaps there were a few folks that enjoyed using both hands to wipe away that long tall...image.


6:28 PM  
Blogger HighJive said...

a man will buy a fancy car to compensate for the size of his snow penis.

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

go fuck yourself.

12:43 AM  
Blogger Moda di Magno said...

Fantastically New Yawk.

6:48 PM  

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