Friday, June 22, 2007

Three Skoal bros about to break a total of four legs.

(click ad to enlarge)
Take a closer look at this gotta-be fake composite photoshoot for Skoal. Combine the height from which the three tools are "jumping" from with the shallowness of the water they're "jumping" into, and you get some swallowed Skoal plus some serious injuries. But, the water has to be shallow so's the advertiser can include the bikini babes. I mean, that guy on the left would have been in for a world of hurt when he splatted.
(found in July/August Giant magazine.)
previously in questionable photoshoots:
1. "Middle manager" sends 10,000 horrified concert-goers scrambling for exits.
2. You must be at least as tall as our towers to buy a condo.
3. My early frontrunner for worst ad of 2007.
4. The Ameriprise Co-chairmen.
5. So, feel free to wear your tightest shorts, ladies.
7. Right Gwynnie. And I'm Martian.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The jumpers are also too large for the pic they've been pasted over. They're huge compared to the bikini girls.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that's one way to get closer parking at the mall.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As always non of these morons are actually taking a dip, its nothing but shaved chests and shit eating grins for these boys of summer.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my ACD boss dips that shit in his leisure time. he's a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. this piece of shit product is his only vice. I wonder how he's going to look without a mouth or a jaw?

3:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hilarious. how can something like that route and *not get noticed* by anyone on the account?

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one's mentioned the bikini-clad babe holding the surfboard.

A) She's clearly post'd in. (see "shadow")

B) Do you see ANY whitewater anywhere that would indicate that there are waves crashing? The closest are clearly 500 miles away.

5:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm gay so i didn't pay attention to the babes.

what's with the "may cause tooth loss" disclaimer.

12:05 PM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

that has to be the worst tag line ever!!

5:45 PM  

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