Monday, August 27, 2007

Irrefutable video evidence that The Assimilated Negro ain't yet completely assimilated.

Earlier this year, during an official "Boys Night Out" (here's an action pic), five young gentlemen (well four plus me) decided that a meal was desperately needed before the binge imbibing was to resume. As any downtown NYC denizen knows, the Popeye's at 13th and 1st is a welcome pitstop on such occasions. One of the members of our "crew" was none other than The Assimilated Negro.
"TAN" as his customized polo shirts read, is a superb writer who has undeniably inserted himself into the white publishing world with verve and alacrity. However, as this 1 minute, 24 second short film shows, he is still brought to tears by fried chicken.
previously in black people:
1. UPDATE: best political slogan ever—Charles Taylor edition.
2. It IS hard for black kids to fit in on the UWS.
3. AdAge's White Christmas.
4. Diversity has a Mascot.
5. Hip. Without The Hop.
6. Nice Package!


Blogger T.A.N. said...

I knew I should have destroyed you and this video.

Popeye's after hours = home of the n-bomb.

(Has the n-word reached "bomb" status yet? Looking around at the commenters here I'm inclined to think YES!)

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Verve and alacrity - hmmm, yes. Whiter words were never written.

2:50 PM  
Blogger e jerry said...

Oh, chile...

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you only have 1 boys' night out a year? Pfft.

5:01 PM  
Blogger G. Genova said...

next time you are at a hillbilly gathering, digging into some squirrel and possum with succotash, i think it's only fair that patrice should have the option of filming it.

10:52 AM  
Blogger Matt Brand said...

WTF - he's nibbling/nursing that thing? Obviously white culture has rubbed off on him

4:42 PM  

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