Monday, March 31, 2008

bottled water company lectures me on plastic bags.

(click ad to read copy)
The last line of copy: "Jana gives every employee a reusable tote bag for their personal shopping." How fucking green of you, Jana. You know what would really help the environment? If you gave every employee a fucking pink slip and shut down your useless fucking company, you shameless fucks. Then, we wouldn't have to read your stupid fucking ads with fucking flip comments about Flipper. Fuck you, Jana. (see a second Jana ad lecturing us about magazine recycling here) previously in bullshit green marketing: Levi's 100% Organic Eco-Jeans; the world's first eco-friendly vodka; 2(x)ist green underwear, increase your carbon cockprint.


Blogger LisaBinDaCity said...

I'm guessing you are not a Jana fan?

10:18 AM  
Blogger FUW said...

100 billion plastic grocery bags, huh? Maybe they might care to share the stats on how many plastic water bottles we go through?

10:57 AM  
Blogger Iagos said...

I saw close to 80 million pounds of plastic water bottles that don't make it into the recycling stream. So fuck you you fucking fucker fucks Jana.

Sorry CR I am not as eloquent as yourself in addressing these Jana meatfucks.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Article about the obscene waste of resources these bullshit artists are doing.,CST-NWS-eatwater19.article

Great and they are also shipping this shit from Croatia? I am sure that is a few barrels more of oil down the drain.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Feh23 said...

Mmmmm...Croatian tap water in protective plastic...evilly delicious.

5:56 PM  
Blogger Craig McNamara said...

Sure it's ironic that a bottle water company would lecture us on reducing plastic bag usage. But the real problem is that this whole "greener-than-thou" trend in advertising is getting incredibly tiring.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What craig said....

I forget: Is it hard being green or better red than dead?

Great Post!


9:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeez, doesn't Jana know that Flipper is too busy whoring itself for fish in a seaquarium in Miami to save us?

Guess this means I don't have to recycle!

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will have to go back to glass so everyone of you can once again injure yourself when you break them.....

Then again you could just drink that fine NYC tap water with all those drugs the Man keeps us on and right out of the tap, huh?

Who's the Big phonies?

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I assimilate Jana and Other companies, Jana is trying to alive and stay green. So fuck you with youre spittle and your companies.

5:46 AM  
Blogger robot lady said...

i enjoy your writing, copyranter. this article made me laugh out loud. :)

3:50 PM  

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