Monday, April 07, 2008

Dov shoves it in our face that he's seen this girl's hoo-ha.

(click ad for closer look)
Apparently jealous of the fake American Apparel ad artist's graphic labia depictions, AA's pants-optional CEO, with this non-product ad from the back of Vice magazine, just wants to let us know that he photographs (And he does take many of the artless photographs himself) real cooze on a regular basis. Seriously, dude? Why don't you just start an off-shoot amateur porn Website already? Sure, you might have to pay the poontang with actually money instead of merchandise discounts and dildos, but you could totally rake in the sleazy ad revenue. It'd be a beautiful, synchronous symbiotic venture. As always, thanks for the great slim-fit T-shirts!
(thanks to Ras Hagen for the pic)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that the girl that wrote the glowing testicalmonial in Radar?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Feh23 said...

American Apparel can't cure the crabs one will pick up from Dov.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Iagos said...

@Feh23 I thought that was part of the AA appeal. That each AA garment came pre-dusted with war surplus crab and louse powder!
Aaah nothing says fashionably sexy like that wiff of DDT.

Why do I only think of a skunk that is spraying when I look at this ad? There is something wrong with me isn't there?

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've looked at this picture 13 or 14 times now. Yeah.... it's .. uh, witless.. and, uh... and -- excuse me, I've got to visit the restroom.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Middle Name: Stanley said...

I bet she has a huge penis.

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is so disgusting that I could only stare at it for 30 minutes and then I had to look away.

5:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's an oddly design-y ad for AA, they're usually such flat, bland, no, wait, I think bad was the word I was looking for. The play on depth of field is much higher concept than usual.

8:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck I love that ad. I bought about 10 pairs of tights this month and I'm a guy, so these ads are working.

2:22 AM  

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