Friday, January 08, 2010

It's the "DRIV-URSELF" dead baby car seat!

(click ad, via) Why wait until your little one gets his/her driver's license to see him/her die behind the wheel? For the unbelievable price of $4.98, Dennis Mitchell invites you test drive fate today! You'll dig the "gleaming chrome-like finish" and of course the incessant beep-beeping from your little backseat driver. Have two kids? Get two DRIV-URSELFs! (So, whaddya think? Was this piece of garbage better or worse than the $2.50 easybaby car belt?)


Anonymous franCo. said...

Kudos 'ranter' for your progressive, unbiased 'his/her' - 'him/her' lead-in copy.

It does not reflect correctly the times though... there's no mention that it's also available in pink.

11:51 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Pleasing you franCo., I know, is a near impossible task, so thank you.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me of sitting on Dad's lap with my hands on the wheel while driving on the interstate.

1:30 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

My dad used to (loosely) buckle baby-me in the passenger seat of his Triumph, and then go out on a cross-county 100mph rally.

1:36 PM  
Blogger warren said...

Glaaaaahh. "Baby" is NOT A PROPER NOUN.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Pope K said...

Maggie Simpson seems to like hers.

6:19 PM  

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