Thursday, January 21, 2010

Set Phaser to 'Smack'

(click image, via) As you can tell by the name sewn on his uniform, this is a Star Trek character known as "Spock." He knows that "space energy comes from Sugar Smacks" (not Tang). Which is why he starts his day, every day, with a bowl, or probably a liquid pouch. You should too, kid, otherwise—judging by his pose and expression—Spock will fucking disintegrate you. Previous strange cereal box.
Previous cereal ads:
Trix are for (severely depressed) kids.
All-Bran uses blocked asshole visual metaphor.
Frosted Flakes are Gr-r-reat for gay little tigers and ugly little tigresses.


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