(nsfw) Here ya go: the most repugnant workout ad ever and forever.

(click ad, via) Try Magali's Workout System. You'll be reborn!—complete with umbilical chord. Push it, girl! No pain no gain, baby! Jesus bloody fucking Christ, what the fucking hell Barcelona ad agency Road? Previous bad women's workout ads: • workout apparel brand suggests women are genetically pussies. Related: • Men's Health magazine says women workout solely to please men. Plus • a roundup of gym ads from around the world.