Thursday, August 12, 2010

Stop your burgeoning little cross-dressing queen in his tracks: send him to karate class.

(click ads twice, via) Yeah, Pops. Nip that gaiety in the ass, and get junior kicking some ass and karate-chopping some wood, all while listening to Eye of the motherfucking Tiger. That'll knock those show tunes out of his head and some sense into him. Other tips: Make him change the oil in your pickup, naked. And take him deer hunting, naked. Better yet, queer hunting. You and your drinking buds can go to a local Miami gay bar and show him how to pound the dust out of some fairies, who hopefully haven't taken martial arts classes at Key Biscayne's RDCA. Campaign by Miami ad agency Zubi, who also produced these funny frame shop ads. Previously in: gay bashing ads. Update: On the karate's studio's Facebook page, the "Sensei" says he didn't approve these ads.


Anonymous elementary said...

Oh let him take those classes, they will benefit him/her later when he/she moves to NY and joins the Rockettes.

3:20 PM  
Blogger Black Phillip said...

I think the advert means that the little fop is going to need to be able to protect himself in school.

"If your son is a cross dresser, he's going to get his ass kicked."

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Lily said...

Pretty tasteless, especially considering recent news about a 17 month old baby killed "for acting like a girl:"

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That shirt with those shoes? Are you kidding me?

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno. Political correctness aside, I think that from an *ad* standpoint, it's working pretty well: getting lots of attention, pissing off one very small yet loud-mouthed demographic, and secretly making the vast majority of middle-class American parents wonder, secretly, "Wow, do you think that might work?!" Donald Draper would be proud.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:57 PM  
Anonymous Ma Bell said...

What's with art directors and 'rotary phones'


1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mauahahhahahahahh!! i love it

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's funny is that Karate by itself is probably one of the least effective martial arts for use in an actual fight.

3:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

According to the karate school's Facebook wall they never placed or approved the ad, and now have an "investigation under way."

Also worth noting that their domain name has expired and gone over to Backpack Girl, so that's good for another laugh.

6:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reading the ad, it is pretty clear that someone seems to have an obsession with naked little boys

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Martial Development said...

I saw these images with the caption, "Karate Lessons Will Beat the Sissy Right Out of Your Son." But I'm not sure that was the intent.

This doesn't look like the work of someone promoting Karate as "a solution to gay." IMHO it is equally likely that someone watched a few MMA shows on TV, decided they were a martial arts expert, and wants to spread the message that Karate IS gay.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Joe B. said...

Honestly, I'm more concerned about the little boy they used in this "ad". He'll never live these photos down.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When are you going to apologize for posting these (and remove the entire post) since the ad agency denies ever approving them for any sort of publication and claims they have nothing to do with that school. Of course, we could tell you're a moron just from your self serving "things I hate" idiocy so, whtevs.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, the sensei says he never meant to release the ads, yet they somehow were entered into the addys... and are featured in the official zubi blog. Sloppy...

1:38 AM  
Blogger Gabriella Gray said...

Fuck that!

7:00 AM  
Blogger KatjaMouse said...

I'm glad that I'm not the only one who looked at the ads and immediately interpreted them as a tongue in cheek message to teach your kid self-defense —— cause he's gonna need it.

Disclaimer: Not a gay basher in the least bit, one of my 2 lenses on the world is set to "Fruit Fly".

10:38 PM  

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