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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- Freaky finger shoes freak me the f*ck out.
- 1964: a letter from the marketing manager of Campb...
- "Porter! Roll me to the grocery for some Grape-Nut...
- DIESEL continues STUPIDITY.
- Ironic "Green" ad tchotchke of the week.
- Turkish milk ads lies not well disguised.
- Local Househusband In Critical Condition After Vic...
- (nsfw) Naked Man of the Day.
- Spec Quiznos spot just as insipid as the real ones...
- Selling seafood with phishy Photoshop.