Turkish milk ads lies not well disguised.

(click ads, via) "Awaken the genius within." Yeah. Right. It's milk, not Ritalin. But, Turkey isn't the only country that deceptively sells cow fluid. In America, we tell kids it will give them a body like A-Roid's. In Saudi Arabia, skim milk instantly takes the fat out of your face. How 'bout Russia? Print ads with shots of naked maidens getting bukkaked by milk, of course. By the way, Nietzsche Boy will kill himself by 16. Freud Girl will torture every man she dates about his shortcomings. Nicely art-directed ads by the Istanbul office of Publicis. Related: the craziest child-porniest chocolate milk ad ever.