(kinda NSFW) Your gluteal tuba concerts entertain no one.
(click ads, via) Nor do your trouser trumpet solos. Nor your tuckus trombone improvisations. Recently, we were traumatized by digitally-painted eagle erections and bull balls (nsfw) selling condoms. Here, via McCann India, Gas-Aid—a fine product of Shukhrut pharmaceuticals—employs shitter-focused digital artwork to inform you Gaseous Clays that your syncopated butt percussion, no matter how aurally pleasing, is not olfactorily pleasing.
Previously in FartVertising: • Ford uses mini-cow farts to sell eco car • farting pelican sells spicy sardines • farting tuna sells tuna + beans dish • farting bathtub man sells gas drug • visualized farts sell Chinese air freshener • farting Marilyn Monroe impersonator sells anti-gas drug • beano ad proves women fart • Related: excellent beano jingle that I wrote.
posted by copyranter @ 9:25 AM
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'YOUR GAS ENTERTAINS NO ONE'
...and yet there was a time and place when it did.
'Le Pétomane' was the stage name of the French flatulist (professional farter/fartiste) and entertainer Joseph Pujol (June 1, 1857 - 1945).
He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to fart at will.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane
also, lighting them on fire will always remain somewhat entertaining.
As a tuba player, who has entertained the thought of a tattoo, I find this ad entertaining! Thanks CR!
The musical instruments make perfect sense but i have never heard of "The opera isn't over until the fat lady farts", and she sure doesn't look like the Queen of the Night in Mozart's opera 'The Magic Flute' belting out the second aria Der Hölle Rache kocht in meinem Herzen, 'Hell's vengeance boils in my heart',
it's more like an 'aria agitata'.
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