Creepy as Hell Retro Toothpaste Ad of the Week.

(click ad, year unknown, via) Who's creepier? Buddy or the Kellogg's corpse boy? Yeah, Buddy must have a girl...locked in the tool shed. Buddy has a large collection of baby doll heads. Buddy only wears red ties, all of which have blood stains on them. Buddy eats entire bottles of paste. Buddy watches his parents fuck through a secret peephole. And as you can plainly see, Buddy doesn't brush his teeth with Colgate toothpaste. He uses Whiskey toothpaste. As a commenter at Vintage Ads noted, Buddy looks like a mix of Chucky and Howdy Doody. Here's a previous retro creepy toothpaste ad.