O.J. killed my Dingo Kid!
(click ad, via) You younger people may not know this, but back in the 70s, before he was a non-convicted double-murderer, O.J. Simpson flew through airports for Hertz and got paid to wear ugly-ass Dingo boots. Now, to get your autographed pic of the hall of fame running back, mail a check or money order—a hundred bucks should be enough—to him c/o the Lovelock Correctional Center in Nevada.