Friday, September 03, 2010

Virgin Atlantic defines upperclass for us f*cking stupid proles.

(click ads, via) The definition of "je ne sais quoi," according to the Oxford 20-volume dictionary set that sits behind my desk: "an indescribable or inexpressible something." Virgin, however, wipes its rich-ass ass with page 213 of volume XIII. I'll take a stab at defining these two models that Virgin oh so carefully picked out of what I'm sure was a MASSIVE casting call. Him: Twat. Her: Cunt. (Seriously, look at those faces.) I'm surprised Sir Richard Branson didn't put himself in the campaign, which he loves doing (nice socks, Dick).
Previously: Virgin America ads practically beg you to fuck on their planes.


Anonymous Jalan said...

And they loose whatever sophistication they were going for with the informal and awkward tag "Your airline's either got it or it hasn't"

1:36 PM  
Anonymous stickler for detail said...

@ Jalan

Twat's suit and Cunt's dress are pretty tight fitting, not loose at all. Whatever do you mean?

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Stephen said...

Oh well at least you can wallow in vagina. Great to see that your intelligence enables misogyny in a limited linguistic range.

You must be a real prick.

4:53 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Indeed I am, Stephen.

4:56 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I see you came from v-flyer, Stephie: How do you like working for Sir Dick?

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

lol copyranter you must be thick...
V-Flyer isn't part of Virgin Atlantic...

Why don't you do something productive with your time then you might be able to afford to fly Upper Class rather than just being jealous.

12:18 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Oh, it's a forum where you planet killers ruminate on really important matters like wine choices.

12:29 PM  
Anonymous Paul said...

Rather than the more important things in life like being a prick, saying you hate everything and making use of your limited vocabulary?

12:34 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

If you're going to just make this about personal attacks, and not a discussion of the ads (this is an ad blog), then it's boring and going nowhere. (I've been doing this for five+ years, you attack comments don't even move the needle.)

So, enjoy your leg room, and have a nice life (really).

One thing: you DO realize that copyranter's a character? The hate list and the the angry rants are not the least bit serious?

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All show, no go.

5:29 PM  

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