Monday, September 13, 2010

Monica Lewinsky could suck the chocolate out of a soufflé.

(click ad) Good Monday morning, trolls. This is of course not a new condom ad but it is a condom ad that I hadn't seen before—and I've seen almost all of the condom ads from the last five years. It was tucked into an prophylactic ad retrospective post from last Friday. It doesn't make a lick of sense because Miss Lewinsky reportedly blew Billy's willy willy-nilly. Also, like most flavored condoms, Durex's are sugar-free. Here's the corresponding video from the campaign. Fyi: Humo is a Belgian humor magazine. Related: The Axe Effect made Hillary want to fuck Obama.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously? We're still doing Monica Lewinsky ads in 2010? How fucking lame.


11:17 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

It's not a new ad, which you would have surmised if you'd read the post. It's OK that you didn't——I don't give a shit what I write either.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous -1-track-mind- said...

The video reminded me of the hilarious exchange between De Niro as Paul Vitti, a mafioso and Billy Crystal playing his unwilling psychiatrist Ben Sobel in 'Analyze This' the 1999 gangster comedy film.

I'm paraphrasing.

Sobel: Why do you have a girlfriend?

Vitti: Why?... she does things.

Sobel: And your wife can't do things?

Vitti: Ehi!!!
that mouth kisses my kids goodnight.

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fair enough. I never read my own copy either. It makes me want to cry until I die of dehydration.


9:24 PM  
Anonymous Unapologetically Mundane said...

I had no idea condoms were mostly sugar-free. This adds a whole new dimension to my low-carb diet.

6:17 PM  

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