Friday, May 27, 2011

Sex Toys Friday: The Chinese Decapitated Head Fleshlight (sorta nsfw).

(click images) The annual Shanghai Sex Expo was in March. This booth was catering to...Chinese men with a neck-fucking fetish? Is that an ear-fucking sex toy? What is that thing directly to the left of the Fuck Head? What the fuck is going on here? Can somebody please translate? Thanks to Caspar for the tip.
• Some disturbing sex toy ads.
• The Chinese sperm retrieval machine.
• NYC Museum of Sex—Sex Machines Exhibit.
• Gilbert Gottfried's imagined radio spot for the Fleshlight.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the fuck-head. It sits on my desk.

9:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and then in my lap.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sexylosers used to make jokes about this kinda sick twistedness, back when the guy was still updating the comic. But to think that it's actually come to pass!

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had sex with one of these when I was hanging around Bangkok.

-David Carradine

4:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See: Terry Southern's "The Blood of a Wig" for the most likely explanation.

2:43 PM  
Blogger MrPlywood said...

The thing to the left looks like another head, with tits on the back. ???

Reminds me of the Sophie Tucker joke -
The other night my boyfriend Harry said, "Sophie, you've got no tits and a tight box," and I said, "Harry, get off my back."

4:54 PM  

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