Friday, October 14, 2011

The Old Spice Man couldn't shave this guy's balls.

(click ad, via)
"Fits so tight it shows all you've're a walking turn-on. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. She'll eat you alive in it."
I think this men's onesie is way hotter.
Related: the unisex lace see-thru pants.


Blogger Chris Collision said...

Eric Bloom, is that you?

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think hairy balls would be needed if you wear this.

1:09 PM  
Anonymous Bubbles said...

*sigh* Why are today's men so afraid to be sexy?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

> onesie

okay, maybe it's the cookies typing, but isn't that steve jobs?


1:23 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

I'm secretly turned on...

But I'm also confused. "Long sleeve in rust, blue, or black. Short sleeve in blue, natural, or camel." Doesn't the picture show long sleeve in natural?

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

> I'm secretly turned on...

me too, but i would never, ever post that in any blog.


3:23 PM  
Blogger Vinnie said...

I love vintage copy. What do we get these days? A visual that sometimes has no bearing on the product that's being advertising with a single totally unoriginal hackneyed line (e.g. The man your man could smell like. Meh).

"Fits so tight it shows all you've got" is cheeky, funny. "Quick as a flick of her tongue". Brilliant! I miss the old days.

Great find!

4:02 PM  
Blogger MrPlywood said...

No one noticed "for those hot nights to come"? Talk about truth in advertising, that guy is so getting some.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

That's blistering copy.

I've always like this one. Definitely a favourite.

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Absolutely hilarious.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's that lo-o-o-ong zipper, slowly getting unz-z-z-z-zipped...


9:18 AM  

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