Thursday, February 16, 2012

a Must Read for all Social Media experts.

Previously: Social Media explained (with donuts).


Blogger Unknown said...

As a professional (and board certified) Taker of Bread from Refrigerator-er, I take great offense at being compared to social media experts.

We bread takers are part of a NOBLE profession.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who keeps bread in the fridge?


11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


My freaking wife, that's who, when she thinks it's about to go stale.


Sometimes I just want to punch her in her fucking face over and over again until there's blood all over the kitchen floor and she's fucking dead.

12:02 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...


12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@12:02 PM:
You don't put bread into the fridge.
It either stays at room temp or you freeze it.
The fridge is the worst place for it!

12:09 PM  
Anonymous lis_locket said...

Bread is kept in the freezer..doh.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Axel said...

why is it shown printed on hammered card and faded? Does it make the words more 'wise'?

12:33 PM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Thanks for your tip!

Best tips for keeping bread fresh: The fridge is the enemy

Starch retrogradation occurs most rapidly at refrigerator temperatures. Therefore the fridge is your enemy when it comes to bread as it goes stale fastest in that environment. For those who swear by fridge storage, it does have one benefit – it delays the development of mold.

1:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh, this fucking pathetic blog attracts some fucking weird folks. Are all copywriters no life individuals?

8:55 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

There you are! Guess what? Soon, I'm leaving the ad agency life for a full-time blogging gig, a place where, if you want to comment, you have to sign in with a verified email address or through facebook. Wont you follow me there?

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a full-time blogging gig??? NO shit! Good luck with that, prick. You will see my facebook once I see yours, and I don't mean your character's.

9:30 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

"I" don't have a facebook page, and my full name is a common one, but you will know it once I start the gig. Too bad for you I have no digital trail.

But you go ahead and an enter an email address; I'll have your computer's IP address, coward. So, I guess you'll have to go to the library to make your gutless comments.

4:53 AM  
Anonymous -1-T-M- said...

Could this be the spitting, ugly, cowardly mug of 6'.4"-250lbs.-3% body fat, my ass!!!

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will your new blog look as ugly as this one? I hope you use a professional theme or something. The full time gig will certainly not propel you to the number 1 spot in the ad blogosphere. You will always be trailing other sites.

10:14 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Ha, you just keep making wronger and wronger comments. I have no control over the design; the site's design is what it is. Oh, and that site's traffic dwarfs adweek, adage, gawker, etc. And no, it's not Huffington Post.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

etc. etc

4:32 PM  

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